I don't want to dwell on Balloon Boy today because I don't want to be pretentious. I don't want to pretend that Balloon Boy is the only hoax that has been marketed as real by a witting or unwitting media.
One of the greatest movie makers of our time is David Lynch from Missoula, Montana…You may know him best for Twin Peaks or Lost Highway, Eraserhead...I think of him as the man who brought to life Blue Velvet back in the eighties...A man played by Kyle McLaughlan returns to his idyllic suburban home town after being away and discovers a severed human ear in a field. Not satisfied with the police's pace, he and the police detective's daughter carry out their own investigation. The object of his investigation turns out to be a beautiful and mysterious woman involved with a violent and perversely evil man, played by none other than Dennis Hopper -- the young man discovers that this idyllic home town is anything but...it contains a very sinister evil underground...and the most evil guy on the planet is Dennis Hopper, who in this movie utters a line that all who have seen it remembers and even all who haven't seen it have heard...The amoral bad guy Frank Booth played by Hopper says Let's bleep --- I will bleep anything that moves --- and so Ladies and Gentlemen, I totally understand why many of you on Thursday and Friday of last week felt that the media in general was FRANK BOOTH --- and pleasuring itself with anything that moved in this case - a Balloon --- and it was clear as a church bell on a Sunday morning that the media in generally could care less whether there was a boy in that balloon--there might have been one and there might not have been --Excitement is all about anticipation..Once the thing had landed and it was confirmed there was no boy in the balloon the story only got better…where was the boy...did he fall out of the balloon --and then the information on the parents …these were actor wannabes who had done a reality show...ok, so everyone was punked...it was hokum...why didn't the Dennis Hopper media leave it alone...Answer is simple. Hopper will hop on anything that moves and there was still live in this little animal...where was the boy...was the boy hiding from the parents...why was he hiding...were the parents hiding something...what about the cops...could this sheriff of Larimer County be as much of a rube as he appeared to be - why wasn't he completely ticked off with the father...was he being played or was he playing the media...was he enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame...was he auditioning for a reality show...The Dennis Hopper Media --and the news junkies who are at the core of the news talk apple saying when are we getting back to news...when is someone going to talk about Logo gate??? Tories putting Tory logos on stimulus cheques...Not as stimulating as the Adventures of the Vomiting Balloon Boy…but real news right? When is the media going back to cover real news like Climate Change? How many media people know anything more about climate change than they do about whether there was a boy in the balloon in the first place? You think the Dennis Hopper media covers itself in glory when they glorify climate change entrepreneur Al Gore on the air as some sort of expert on how warm or cold this planet is going to be a hundred or three hundred years from now. You think Al Gore is any more credible on science than Bubble Boy's Dad--- I bet you Bubble Boy's dad has a knowledge of climate science at least as good Al Gore's - But what's the difference? They are both pushing hokum. Do you think we need a sheriff to hold a news conference outside the Al Gore Power Saver Planet Saver Mansion to say, "I think Al Gore's an actor and not a very good one with a story that doesn't seem to check out." What if Wolf Blitzer were to interview Al Gore like he did Bubble Boy's dad and said Hey Papa Al -- I was watching the football game on Sunday between New England and the Tennesee Titans and it looked like the team from your home state wasn't ready for all that cold and snow in the middle of October...they got their keesters handed to them Papa Al ----The Brady Bunch from Boston beat your boys by better than Nine touchdowns...59 - 0 --Your boys weren't expecting it to be cold enough to freeze a witch's wazoo --Is it because they read your book, saw your movie, believed your hokum...What's your message to the Tennessee Titans? Gotcha!! April Fools! Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow ... There is a new movie out calling out Al Gore and all the rest of his acolytes on ethical helium --And some day the Dennis Hopper media will hop on a new climate catastrophe caper…It was Global warming a few years back....how'd that work out for you –Hoaky, Hoaky Dr. Phil would ask --So now it's just called Climate Change which covers all your hoaky assets...if it's too cold in the summer it's climate change...If it's too warm in the winter, that too is climate change.
Want me to change channels? How about 30 seconds of politics...how would you feel if some day Wolf Blitzer were to ask Michael Ignatieff this question: Mr Ignatieff -- In your latest book True Patriot Love, you seem to be saying that you have always had this special affection for Canada--And it's a deeply personal thing with you. But Mr. Ignatieff since you have writing books it seems since you were old enough to shave, why is it you only wrote this book about your love of Canada after you had decided to campaign for the highest office in the land?
Mr. Ignatieff...Mr Ignatieff...do you want me to repeat that question?
Is this whole thing a hoax Mr. Ignatieff...Should we bring in the balloon boy Sheriff to investigate this Mr. Ignatieff?
Want me to change channels? How about 30 seconds on the Global Recession or was it a depression or what was it the Dennis Hopper media was hopping on. Last year at this time--we were going off a cliff into the abyss --Armageddon, worst period since the thirties, even worse than the thirties some were forecasting- and as the stock market was cratering we were told it was a leading indicator of what would happen in the economy.
Well what happened? How come we didn't have a Depression? How come unemployment didn't go to twenty or thirty percent? What happened? And what happened to the market. If the markets of last fall and winter were supposed to foreshadow another Great Depression, where is it? And since the markets have been up about 60 percent since March is that a leading indicator that we are about have huge booming global economy???
Uh...no...Global warming-Global cooling-Climate Change....Global Depression - nope Global Recession...Nope Global recovery.......Stop, Stop, Stop already..Stop Dennis Hoppering me!!!!!!!! Stop the Hokum!
I'm Charles Adler
Again, Charles, what not even you are willing to deal with, but from the lips of Lord Monkton, what climate change is all about:
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What Lord Monckton Said At Dinner . .
Saturday, October 17, 2009 5:12:17 AM · by RightSideNews ·
Kirsten Lombard
Lord Monckton is one of the few people who has thorough familiarity with a recently completed draft of the treaty President Obama will sign in Copenhagen in just a matter of weeks. He does not mince words about what he has found in the course of his reading of the document. The treaty is not just a foot in the door for one-world government. It IS communist, one-world government. And because of the high regard in which our Constitution holds foreign treaties, this document, if ratified by Congress, would supercede the Constitution.
Posted by: Ed | October 20, 2009 at 10:47 AM
...ah, so climate change really is a "conspiracy"!
fascinating.
and i bet i know who is behind it.
the chipmunks. simon. theodore. and alvin....er...ALVIN!!!
Posted by: david henman | October 26, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Charles, you do not know a bloody thing about James Hanson's qualifications as a climatologist. Can you tell me what you know about the vibrational states of carbon dioxide? That simple question has everything to do with global warming. James Hanson could have been rewarded hansomly by President Bush if he were willing to endorse the decision to take the U. S. out of the Kyoto accord, but, instead, he held onto his scientific integrity. And he advocates new technology, such as next generation nuclear reactors as the solution to global warming, and he ha criticized nations which increase CO2 emissions and transfer wealth to China.
Compare James Hanson to your favorite Einstein, Tim Ball, who, assuming he is not lying through his teeth, does not know the difference between a greenhouse and planet Earth or between weather and climate.
Posted by: James P. Yushchyshyn | October 29, 2009 at 05:15 PM